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A Fool in Disguise

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  . There's always something with  Newly wed Couples, I don't know if its the matching outfits,the well blended vitenges, the fact that  the whole community is anticipating for their first newborn  or it's simply because they look lovely together and they are young and fresh. Well, Mike and Melinda are  all this. Call them The " Mike Melinda " or the " Melinda Mike " Either way they are this ambitious and gorgeous couple, what most of us would call the perfect couple .They would easily take the whole attention from a crowd. Young and stunning, rich and successful, happy and living it. They were easily recognisable, hence they were from the royal families in  Nairobi, the great rich famous families. Melinda had just finished her studies in abroad and came back to kenya, already working when they met with Mike. This young, successful, curvy  African woman with long black curly African hair. A date or two, they were already clicking in well and two y...
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"A LETTER TO MY EX"

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If love was a person, then I'd choose you, You picked up my broken pieces,as imperfect as I am, You made me feel flawless, You made me the king I wasn't,  You convinced not only my heart,  but also my mind and soul ,that I was perfect, and you became my perfect one. I never believed in love,the only love that I knew, was the love of a mama to a son.. but there you were,  You taught me what love is, You made me feel like I'd stop the world for you ..your eyes, your giggle, your long curly African hair,your dark melanin skin..all  you were was PERFECT, JUST PERFECT!! But With time,I realized I was lying to myself, PERFECTION DOESN'T EXIST!! Your fat imperfect fingers, Your unfixed teeth, Your red dark eyes, all this were your fears,  then I realized... It's not that I couldn't get a more beautiful  woman, But the seed that you planted beneath my soul, is what made you PERFECT TO ME! I didn't want a more fine  wom...
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What is love nowadays...A beautiful mess...?? In this chilly cold weather, as I was walking the muddy streets of my little Sodom and Gomorrah, where sex is all they always want after liqour.....but no!!Hold on...!!Its liqour 🍻🥂, weed,then sex! Haha! Ofcos you dummy....You still wondering where is this little Sodom and Gomorrah.. Its campus obviously... This is the land where sex and drugs come before books, Clubs and the wines & spirits that are around the hood are more frequently visited than the church doors.... Where all women shaking that ass hard,matters than praying hard, A generation where throats are for deep throats than singing  in the choir.. But unfortunately or fortunately,I can't do no lie... I neither do the latter,not because am an atheist, we are just the same! So,what is love? Is love real?? Does love even exist? Outside there, is a soul crying out for love, Outside there, is a soul bleeding out for love, Its like a fish on the sand craving ...
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Types of sleepovers in campus💦🍆

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Sleepovers are common nowadays. A chick comes over to your house, you bang like actors in a porn video then in the morning she leaves. Simple arithmetic right? Not exactly. The phrase ‘ nakam ’ and ‘ nimefika ’ are the two most frequently used terms in campus especially from Friday – Sunday. But at times sleepovers can be as complicated than the eyebrows of a nairobian Woman 1. Sleepover ya amekuja kukula si kukuliwa . What happens here? You go ahead and buy meat, cook for her, she eats, you play a movie to loosen up the tension as you enjoy a cold drink; then you begin to picture the panties and bras flying all over the house as you sit next to her. You even confirm you have your condoms on standby waiting for action. But as you go for the cuddles or kiss, she asks  unapeleka hiyo mkono wapi? or “what do you think you are doing?” The reason why this happens is simple. You failed to seduce and convince her properly before she came over. You assumed you would just conv...
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