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What is love nowadays...A beautiful mess...?? In this chilly cold weather, as I was walking the muddy streets of my little Sodom and Gomorrah, where sex is all they always want after liqour.....but no!!Hold on...!!Its liqour 🍻🥂, weed,then sex! Haha! Ofcos you dummy....You still wondering where is this little Sodom and Gomorrah.. Its campus obviously... This is the land where sex and drugs come before books, Clubs and the wines & spirits that are around the hood are more frequently visited than the church doors.... Where all women shaking that ass hard,matters than praying hard, A generation where throats are for deep throats than singing  in the choir.. But unfortunately or fortunately,I can't do no lie... I neither do the latter,not because am an atheist, we are just the same! So,what is love? Is love real?? Does love even exist? Outside there, is a soul crying out for love, Outside there, is a soul bleeding out for love, Its like a fish on the sand craving ...

Types of sleepovers in campus💦🍆

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Sleepovers are common nowadays. A chick comes over to your house, you bang like actors in a porn video then in the morning she leaves. Simple arithmetic right? Not exactly. The phrase ‘ nakam ’ and ‘ nimefika ’ are the two most frequently used terms in campus especially from Friday – Sunday. But at times sleepovers can be as complicated than the eyebrows of a nairobian Woman 1. Sleepover ya amekuja kukula si kukuliwa . What happens here? You go ahead and buy meat, cook for her, she eats, you play a movie to loosen up the tension as you enjoy a cold drink; then you begin to picture the panties and bras flying all over the house as you sit next to her. You even confirm you have your condoms on standby waiting for action. But as you go for the cuddles or kiss, she asks  unapeleka hiyo mkono wapi? or “what do you think you are doing?” The reason why this happens is simple. You failed to seduce and convince her properly before she came over. You assumed you would just conv...